Barbie: Does anybody have any vocabulary questions from the article?
Sober Student: I just want to know... have you ever had marijuana.
Barbie: That's not... okay, yes. Yes, I have. Before coming to Korea. I quit a few months before arriving. This is less of a big deal where I come from.
Sober Student: What does marijuana feel like?
Not Sober Student: Marijuana is too soft! Like cigarettes.
Barbie: Like cigarettes?
Not Sober Student: Yes. Too soft.
Barbie: You're clearly not getting the right stuff.
Not Sober Student: Ecstasy is better. Marijuana, cigarettes, too soft. But ecstasy is good.
Sober Student: Barbie, have you...
Barbie: No. I haven't. I -
Not Sober Student: Ecstasy is good, but no good with Korean music. Korean music, too slow. Korean music and ecstasy are not compatible.
The class just moved on with the lesson at that point, because really, what more was there to say?
5 comments:
This made my week.
You know what's crazy about your that? One of the other students in your class might rat you out to your director and they'll call you junkie.
By the way, I live in Busan and if you ever want to have a conversation about "The Wire" over a cup of coffee at Starbucks, just let me know.
Cory Mtthew Timmons (feel free to add me to facebook)
Word to what corytimbits said...
deny everything..
Wow, your parents must be so proud of having their very own posterchild for the typical classless American young woman. Yeah, it's pretty obvious you're American. FAIL.
In regards to the last comment... wtf? Since when is honesty classless? Btw, the writer of this blog is not American. FAIL.
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